My favourite past time is forcing my cat to love me (I can’t get over her little kung fu kick)
HEY YOU, YEAH YOU. HELP ME THROUGH THIS DILEMMA AND GET ME A COPY OF THE UNIVERSAL SIGH.
I’ll have crazy hot sex with you if you do.
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I am in love with so many famous, married men. Help me.
imagine your OTP having lazy saturday morning sex, eyes half open, early-morning sun washing across the bed, sheets tangled around their legs. it’s nothing too intense, warmth and messy tenderness, faces buried into each other’s necks and pleasure shivering down their spines
I want to be ginger
but I want to be brunette
but I want a pixie cut
but I want the longest mermaid hair
I’m glad I got these expensive anti-fingerprints lenses because I just haven’t cleaned my glasses in over ten days and they’re still pretty okay
Matt Smith is the doctor.
Reblog now because you won’t be able to say it tomorrow.
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I need to hear The Present Tense with the whole band! I’m sure it’s going to be coming soon, it just has to be!
Yeah, The Present Tense just so <3
Also, I really want to see Little by Little live.
And I’m curious about the stage lights.
Guess who’s gonna be sleepy as hell in class tomorrow?
I mean, I’m in a band, we’re reasonably successful, I’ve got a very nice suit - I’m not even a bad person- so why cant I get a shag?
reblog this with the noises yr cat makes
meehhhh
mehhhhhhh!!
rrreh! mehhh!!
ehhohhhh!!!
hnnGAH
hnnn
hnnGAAAOOOO
hnnGOOOOOW
brr brr brrrRRRrr brr
prrrOW! prrrrrrrOW!
mep. mep. mewp??? WAAAAAAAH
mngaaaaahhh
PRRPPP?? BBPPPRRRPPP??? MAHHHHOW
rrrrm?
NEh
NOOO!!!
mewww-woo
MEWROO
MAO-WOW
mim mim mim
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